annachlumsky:

WE ARE TRULY LIVING IN A GOLDEN AGE

annachlumsky:

WE ARE TRULY LIVING IN A GOLDEN AGE

unclefather:

fuck is almond milk? almonds ain’t even got titties

8thwonderontheway:

Like I really wonder if my dad be getting high then texting me because some texts I’ve gotten I look at my phone and wanna throw it across the room.

Like that could be a commercial against drugs.

*texts “Love ya son, checking on ya, hoping you doing well* This is your brain

*texts “You still a virgin?”* This is your brain on drugs

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

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yea true

aliwav:

hotcheetoprincess:

BYE

wheres shu

aliwav:

hotcheetoprincess:

BYE

wheres shu

A message from ninethyo
Ummm. You're like supper cute 😍

that was almost 3 years go, i look much worse now and apparently ive developed a british accent but only in selected words so its a weird mix of odd latino/canadian accent mixed with british words, I’m a mess

but hey thanks

A message from coldicehotwater
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what

iw rote a sketch like workahloics a long time ago, it wa sabout 3 mexican friends that were in their 40s and had giant beer bellies and no jobs and they would just get high and drink beer and whistle at the grils walking by, then they got murdered when a garbage truck ran wthem over thinking ti was just a pile of garbage

i guess it wasnt like workaholics at all

shutupmexicans:

im so  happy

shutupmexicans:

im so  happy

can you make cheese from pigs?

this was a terrible decision 

is my neck hhairy? my neck feels like it has hair on it

am i armenian

hi im hans and my friend gave me shrooms, its taking forever to wear off

remember the last time i did shrooms? I just got back in my archive and looked at everything i posted that night and im going to reblog it because fuck you try to stop me