fuck is almond milk? almonds ain’t even got titties
Like I really wonder if my dad be getting high then texting me because some texts I’ve gotten I look at my phone and wanna throw it across the room.
Like that could be a commercial against drugs.
*texts “Love ya son, checking on ya, hoping you doing well* This is your brain
*texts “You still a virgin?”* This is your brain on drugs
adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story
kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too
"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"
have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’
that was almost 3 years go, i look much worse now and apparently ive developed a british accent but only in selected words so its a weird mix of odd latino/canadian accent mixed with british words, I’m a mess
but hey thanks
iw rote a sketch like workahloics a long time ago, it wa sabout 3 mexican friends that were in their 40s and had giant beer bellies and no jobs and they would just get high and drink beer and whistle at the grils walking by, then they got murdered when a garbage truck ran wthem over thinking ti was just a pile of garbage
i guess it wasnt like workaholics at all